Apple iPhone 4G for USD777-1000

I SAY: Wow these people REALLY REALLY need a new phone. Or they just REALLY REALLY stupid. or because of they are REALLY REALLY rich.

Salma Hayek enjoy eating insects.

I SAY: Salma Hayek is of one of my favorite girl on earth after Paula Taylor says that she enjoy chewing ants, worms and grasshoppers. How sick is that?

She tells David Latterman "These little ants fried are amazing. And the worms. There are many different recipes for those,The little grasshoppers have a smoky flavour to them. It's the way they cook them, and it's really good. Look, I'm salivating! They're delicious."

Anyway, if it does makes you hotter, eat whatever you want.

Sex and Penis is much more important than World Cup and football

The analysis of number of visitors who visited my website (http://luqblogluq.blogspot.com/) using Google analytic. 

Sadly LEWD beating FOOTBALL 6 -3

I SAY: This actually not a really weird things to us. But what makes it funny, even in World Cup season, people still have interest to watch porn, or in this case, read porn because yeah clearly i didn't served porn to my web readers.

I believe most of them are kids. Kids search for the darndest things online. They always look busy on Facebook or Youtube but actually they're also looking for pictures their parents probably don't want them to see. 

Believe me, I did it too when i was a kid. 

A report from Symantech: Top 10 search terms among kids for the period from February through July for this year.

1.YouTube 2.Google 3.Facebook 4.Sex 5.MySpace 6.Porn 7.Yahoo 8.Michael Jackson 9.Fred 10.eBay

(See what i mean? eBay also lost to porn. Maybe they need to start selling porn there. and who the hell is Fred?)

Breasts not bomb! More f-ing less fighting!

I SAY: how can people associate war with sex? and bomb with breast?
Whatever it is, these guys are funny!

Sorry dude (in the middle), you have to go.

I HATE WAR! so choose breasts!

MILF join the party!

No wonder there's people calling it 'banging' as in bang! bang!

My personal favorite tweets about 'sexxx'y

I SAY: This is so hilarious. It's naughty but yeah it's still funny! this make you laugh till your stomach hurts!

ps: you guys really should follow shitmydadsays.

shitmydadsays

Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax.

Yayaa

Back in my day we didn't have 'sexting' - we exchanged our naked pictures via carvings on rocks.

palinode

We didn't have cell phones in high school for sexting, so we were forced to make do and just have sex. Lame.

RoyDAylmer

The worst thing about censorship is xxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xx xxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx.

drewhastings

This economy is getting worse- I can now only afford to give one fuck.

danecook

Sex + caring – secrets + betrayal ÷ mood x joy + desire – mental illness ÷
bad habits + money + favors + hot friends = LOVE !!!!

DougBenson

If your name is Rob, you really should shout “You got robbed!” right after sex. I mean it.

alinasmith

When I have a headache my funny slows down. But my bitchy? My bitchy does not slow down.!

The funniest Justin Bieber 'Baby' parody

I SAY: Honestly, I hate Justin Bieber and his fans so much but this is worse and he is way uglier. I didn't think anyone could be as annoying as Justin but I was wrong. This video is better then the original with Justin "Retard" Bieber. 

Thinking of getting a tattoo?

I SAY: Think TWICE! if possible THRICE! or QUADRICE!

Religious enough? 'juge' yourself.

Gangster enough? Fuck yourself

pretty enough? yes you are. Rest in Peace beautiful lady in the photo not the tattoo.