Apple iPhone 4G for USD777-1000

I SAY: Wow these people REALLY REALLY need a new phone. Or they just REALLY REALLY stupid. or because of they are REALLY REALLY rich.

Breasts not bomb! More f-ing less fighting!

I SAY: how can people associate war with sex? and bomb with breast?
Whatever it is, these guys are funny!

Sorry dude (in the middle), you have to go.

I HATE WAR! so choose breasts!

MILF join the party!

No wonder there's people calling it 'banging' as in bang! bang!

Thinking of getting a tattoo?

I SAY: Think TWICE! if possible THRICE! or QUADRICE!

Religious enough? 'juge' yourself.

Gangster enough? Fuck yourself

pretty enough? yes you are. Rest in Peace beautiful lady in the photo not the tattoo.

What else can you do with a vuvuzela?

I SAY: Apart from making an annoying sounds and melting brains, vuvuzela can also be used  as:

A baseball bat.

A blind person canes.

Harry Potter magic wand.

Something new: A steam-powered dildo. But u get my point.

Why Italian love PORN so much?

I SAY: Because they eat it! (it should be macarpone or mascaPORNe?)

porn has never touched this machine

I SAY: Porn touched my PC so much, i just can't help it.

A hacker try to be nice with me

I SAY: Thanks for hacking my account..And for calling me chubby..stupid hacker

how stupid can you be?

I SAY:  STUPIDITY

taking it to a new whole level

I cry after I read this break-up letter :'(

I SAY:  yes seriously, i cry. Because it so damn funny. nice one ZF! whoever you are