Showing posts with label funny article. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny article. Show all posts

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Salma Hayek enjoy eating insects.


I SAY: Salma Hayek is of one of my favorite girl on earth after Paula Taylor says that she enjoy chewing ants, worms and grasshoppers. How sick is that?

She tells David Latterman "These little ants fried are amazing. And the worms. There are many different recipes for those,The little grasshoppers have a smoky flavour to them. It's the way they cook them, and it's really good. Look, I'm salivating! They're delicious."

Anyway, if it does makes you hotter, eat whatever you want.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Sex and Penis is much more important than World Cup and football

The analysis of number of visitors who visited my website (http://luqblogluq.blogspot.com/) using Google analytic. 
Sadly LEWD beating FOOTBALL 6 -3


I SAY: This actually not a really weird things to us. But what makes it funny, even in World Cup season, people still have interest to watch porn, or in this case, read porn because yeah clearly i didn't served porn to my web readers.

I believe most of them are kids. Kids search for the darndest things online. They always look busy on Facebook or Youtube but actually they're also looking for pictures their parents probably don't want them to see. 
Believe me, I did it too when i was a kid. 

A report from Symantech: Top 10 search terms among kids for the period from February through July for this year.

1.YouTube 2.Google 3.Facebook 4.Sex 5.MySpace 6.Porn 7.Yahoo 8.Michael Jackson 9.Fred 10.eBay
(See what i mean? eBay also lost to porn. Maybe they need to start selling porn there. and who the hell is Fred?)

Monday, June 21, 2010

My personal favorite tweets about 'sexxx'y

I SAY: This is so hilarious. It's naughty but yeah it's still funny! this make you laugh till your stomach hurts!
ps: you guys really should follow shitmydadsays.

shitmydadsays
Look, we're basically on earth to shit and fuck. So unless your job's to help people shit or fuck, it's not that important, so relax.

Yayaa
Back in my day we didn't have 'sexting' - we exchanged our naked pictures via carvings on rocks.

palinode
We didn't have cell phones in high school for sexting, so we were forced to make do and just have sex. Lame.

RoyDAylmer
The worst thing about censorship is xxxxxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx xxxxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxxx xxxxx xx xxx x x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx.

drewhastings
This economy is getting worse- I can now only afford to give one fuck.

danecook
Sex + caring – secrets + betrayal ÷ mood x joy + desire – mental illness ÷
bad habits + money + favors + hot friends = LOVE !!!!

DougBenson
If your name is Rob, you really should shout “You got robbed!” right after sex. I mean it.

alinasmith
When I have a headache my funny slows down. But my bitchy? My bitchy does not slow down.!