What else can you do with a vuvuzela?

I SAY: Apart from making an annoying sounds and melting brains, vuvuzela can also be used  as:

A baseball bat.

A blind person canes.

Harry Potter magic wand.

Something new: A steam-powered dildo. But u get my point.

Why Italian love PORN so much?

I SAY: Because they eat it! (it should be macarpone or mascaPORNe?)

porn has never touched this machine

I SAY: Porn touched my PC so much, i just can't help it.

A hacker try to be nice with me

I SAY: Thanks for hacking my account..And for calling me chubby..stupid hacker

how stupid can you be?

I SAY:  STUPIDITY

taking it to a new whole level

I cry after I read this break-up letter :'(

I SAY:  yes seriously, i cry. Because it so damn funny. nice one ZF! whoever you are